Please God, No.
Hello, my name is Shane. I grew up on a farm on the South Texas coast. I know what it means to get up early and work hard. I know what it means to get the job done. I also know what it means to have a dream.
My dream is to be an art director.
So I’ve studied design and advertising. I’ve mastered some skills. And I’m chomping at the bit to learn more. My dad has no idea what an art director is or does. But he does know what he wants for me. He wants me to come home and pull on my boots and round up cattle. He wants me knee deep in the family business. That’s where you come in.
You can help me set my shovel aside. I’m ready to bust my butt for you and your company as an intern or a full-time art director. I’ll save you time. I’ll make you money. I’ll grab your communications briefs by the horns and produce thought-provoking work. And if I step in anything along the way, I won’t track it inside. Promise.